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Quotes Drive

We are looking to build the biggest database of How I Met Your Mother quotes and we need your help! We already have more than 600 quotes in our database, but we would really like you to submit your favourite quotes. We are especially looking for quotes from Season 5 and 6, but we look forward to receiving any quotes.

As a thank you for submitting quotes, we are giving away a $30 Amazon gift certificate to one lucky person. Just submit a quote and leave your e-mail address to be in with a chance.

How to Enter
To enter simply head to our Quotes Submission page and submit a quote from How I Met Your Mother. Please fill in the form carefully. Enter the quote, making sure to make clear which character is saying each line. Select the episode the quote is from and the character who delivered the punchline. Enter a valid e-mail address to enter the contest and you're done. Good luck!

Entrants must be at least 18 years of age. The prize is an gift certificate of $30 value OR a commensurate amount on any local Amazon site (, .ca, .de, .fr, .it, .cn, .jp). No cash alternative is available. Amazon service may vary by location. Entrants may submit as many unique quotes as they want. Only activated quotes will be entered into the draw; to be activated a quote must be well written and not already exist in our database.

The deadline to submit quotes is June 30th 23:59. A correct entrant will be chosen at random and notified via e-mail within 72 hours of July 1st. This contest is not endorsed by or its affiliates. Governed by the laws of England and Wales.

The details provided will be used solely for the purpose of operating this contest and will not be shared or sold. Only the winner will be contacted via email and no addresses will be added to mailing lists. The winner's e-mail address and name will be passed to Amazon for fulfilment of the prize. All e-mail addresses attached to quotes will be removed within 30 days of the competition's close.