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Marshall: Before you murder us, you should know we have a child. He probably has 8 or 9. (refering to barney).

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From episode The Final Page (Part 1).

Ted: Barney, this is an intervention.
Marshall: Ahem.
Ted: A Quinntervention.

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From episode The Broath.

Ted: It's an over-correction.
Robin: How dare you, and what is that?

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From episode The Over-Correction.

Ted: Barney just cut her some slack, she just went through a breakup.
Barney: With hygiene.

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From episode Big Days.

(Barney walks into Lily and Marshall's bedroom)
Marshall: Argh, why are you in our bedroom?
(Robin walks in)
Marshall: Argh, why are you in our bedroom?
(Ted walks in)
Marshall: Argh, why is Ellen Degenerous in our bedroom?

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From episode Doppelgangers.

Barney: Tonight, I pick up a lesbian.
(gang cheer)

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From episode The Fight.

Judge: Mr Eriksen, would you like to call any last witnesses?
Marshall: (See's Brad scratching his chest) Your honour, I call brad to take off his shirt.
(crowd gasps)
Brad: I'm not taking off my shirt.
Judge: Overulled, take it off.

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From episode Twelve Horny Women.

Brad: (pushes pen off the table) excuse me your honour but I dropped my pen (bends down to pick up the pen, jury full of women stare).
Marshall: Your honour no one needs this long to pick up a pen.
Judge: I'll allow it (stares at Brad).

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From episode Twelve Horny Women.

Ted: Barney, there's some condoms in the drawers. Just take them and go.
John Clifford Larrabee: (shouts) I am not Barney. (light changes)
Ted: Whoa, lighting change.

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From episode Landmarks.

John Clifford Larrabee: The arcadian was built by an incompetent imbecile with two thumbs (points to himself) this guy.

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From episode Challenge Accepted.

Ted: The Arcadian causes a lot of problems.
John Clifford Larrabee: mo' buildings mo' problems.

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From episode Landmarks.

Ted: No ninja's getting a jump on me, I have the reflexes of a jungle...Robin slaps him
Lily: ...tree?

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From episode Landmarks.

Barney: You can't just fire Ted.
Arthur: Oh, I won't just fire Ted, I'll also fire you.
Barney: Come again for big fudge.

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From episode Landmarks.

Arthur: My wife got custody of tugboat. I should have just locked her in a cage in the basement.
Barney: Isn't that animal cruelty?
Arthur: I was talking about my wife.

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From episode Challenge Accepted.

Lily: no one will know that I'm pregnant. 4 beers and 1 non-alcoholic please.
Karl: You're pregnant, come here. (Hugs lily)

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4.3
From episode Challenge Accepted.

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