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'Zoo or False' - Season 5, Episode 19

After Marshall is mugged, Lily plans to get a gun to improve their safety. Meanwhile, Robin is disappointed with the guests on her show.

Air Date: April 12th 2010.

Barney: Who mugged you? Was he wearing a black skull knit cap and a five o'clock shadow?
Marshall: Yes, Barney, because I got mugged in 1947 at the corner of Abbott and Costello.

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Barney: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

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Barney: I love to travel, myself.
Random Girl: Where's the best place you visited?
Barney: Hawaii's nice. A buddy of mine lives in Seattle, that's a good spot. But the best place, I have to say, the moon. Hi, Neil Armstrong.

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