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Double Date

'Double Date' - Season 5, Episode 2

During a blind date, Ted realizes he had a blind date with the same woman seven years ago. Meanwhile, Barney and Marshall discover a Lily lookalike at a strip-club.

Air Date: September 28th 2009.

Jen: So, any thoughts on food?
Ted: Yeah. You want to share the oysters?
Jen: I'd love to share the oysters.
Ted: Good, cause if you wouldn't that would be... mighty shellfish.

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Barney: Guess who just got four tickets to the "Origins of Chewbacca" Star Wars exhibit?
Lily: Why?
Barney: No, I said, "guess who?"
Lily: I heard you.

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