Submit Quotes

Quotes from As Fast As She Can

As Fast As She Can

'As Fast As She Can' - Season 4, Episode 23

A discussion with Ted leads Tony to dump Stella. Meanwhile, Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

Air Date: May 11th 2009.

Barney: Hey, Ted, how's that super hot French girl you've been dating with the really big boobs?
Ted: Oh, Claudette. She's good.
Barney: She's the hottest woman you have ever been with, Ted. Ever. Bye, Stella.

Rate this quote:
4.6

Marshall: That's a line from a porno. I've seen that porno. Hell, I've made that porno.
Barney: When will you guys realize that the only difference between my real life and a porno is my life has better lighting?

Rate this quote:
4.6

Barney: You, sir, got Stella thinking: "Gosh, Ted seemed so cool today. Did I choose the wrong guy?" Give it a week, you'll get her back. And her front, oh! Did you feel that? I think we just had a 'what-up?'-quake.

Rate this quote:
4