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Right Place Right Time

'Right Place Right Time' - Season 4, Episode 22

Ted recalls a series of random incidents that lead up to meeting a former girlfriend.

Air Date: May 4th 2009.

Marshall: What the hell happened to my charts?!
Ted: We threw them away. That's how an intervention works. You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash.
Marshall: Come on, Ted! I need my charts! Just for today and then I promise I will never use charts again, I'm under a lot of pressure here, I need my charts, Jack!
Ted: Oh, God. You're doing charts at work?

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Barney: Marshall, you know how important this is to me. Do you think Lily would ever consider, I would do all the work
Marshall: I would end your life.
Barney: Right.

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Barney: Petra will be, if all goes well, wait for it, my 200th! Sorry, I couldn't wait, I'm too excited.
Ted: 200th, as in 'sex with'?
Barney: As in 'sex with'! I request the highest of fives!
Ted: Not if I was wearing a HazMat suit.

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Robin: It's food poisoning. I got food from this place, and three hours later I was spewing like an open hydrant.
Ted: From where?
Robin: Well, that's a gross question.

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Marshall: This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.

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