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'Sorry, Bro' - Season 4, Episode 16

Ted meets his girlfriend from college, leading Lily and Marshall to remember how much they hated her. Meanwhile, Barney tries to steer the discussion towards Marshall forgetting his pants at work that day.

Air Date: March 9th 2009.

Robin: Okay, Marshall forgot his pants. That's pretty funny. It's no chimpanzee wearing two tuxedos. I mean, he forgot he put the first one on? (Starts laughing) Stupid monkey.

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Lily: Who watches a show at four A.M.?
Marshall: People getting ready for a show at five. A.M.?
Ted: Meth addicts who haven't sold their TV yet.
Barney: Strippers in that messy gray area between getting off work and getting their kids up for school.
Robin: Them's my peeps.

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Lily: Cheat on Ted, criticize my painting, that's your business. But I catch you peeping on my man's junk and you linger? You gots to get got!
Robin: The game is the game.
Marshall: In Karen's defense, I had just worked out.
Ted: Why'd you have to paint Marshall nude anyway?
Lily: Because he ate my bowl of fruit.

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Lily: Marshall forgot to bring his pants to work today, and you're still the stupidest person at this table!
Ted: Okay, Lily. Let's be honest. We both know your real motivation here. You hate Karen because she lingered.
Lily: You son of a bitch!

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Lily: Robin, I'm gonna need to borrow the butt of your gun.
Robin: I actually lost it again. Can you believe that?

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Robin: How do you say goodbye in those situations? A handshake is too formal, a kiss on the cheek is too familiar...
Barney: A hug is like a public dry hump.
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong.

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