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'Happily Ever After' - Season 4, Episode 6

When the gang notices Stella is eating at the same restaurant, they discuss how they would each handle unexpectedly running into a person from their past.

Air Date: November 3rd 2008.

Marshall: There she is! Go get her, buddy!
Robin: Go get rid of your demons!
Barney: My leg is asleep!

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Marshall: What are you going to say?
Ted: I'm gonna say, "I'm sorry things didn't work out." *Everybody groans* She'll tell me her side, and I'm gonna listen. Probably should have done more of that before.
Barney: Excuse me driver, could you drive us into the nearest lamp post? Everyone buckle up. Not you, Ted.

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Robin: Who's Becca DeLucci?
Barney: She's a girl who lives upstate I used to visit now and again.
Ted: Where exactly upstate, Barney?
Barney: Bedford Hills Federal Penitentiary.

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Barney: Ted, I am a person who, let's just face it, there are a lot of people I don't want to see. People of the chicks-I've-banged persuasion. But if any of them were to walk in here, I would stand up, look them right in the eye, some of them for the very first time.
Ted: Really? You wouldn't hide from anyone? Not even Becca DeLucci?
Barney: You son of a bitch!

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Marshall: (Talking about Stella) She's placing an order to go.
Ted: Did she seem happy? Did she say anything about me? I don't care. I've moved on. Where are those almonds?
Barney: Gee, where would Ted's nuts be? My guess is in the vice in Stella's garage.

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Barney: (Comes in with two girls) Hey, kiddo.
Ted: Barney, I'm fine. This isn't necessary, it's actually kind of weird. No offense, ladies.
Barney: I did not realize you'd be home. Ladies, to the stairwell!

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Ted: It's funny, looking back on it now. I was so sure Stella was the one. And when she left me, I was so devastated. But you guys got me through it, and now the painful part's over, I've come out the other side a little bit stronger. You know, I hardly even think about her anymore. That's what time does, I guess.
Lily: Ted, the wedding was yesterday.

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Ted: Okay, guys, follow my lead. (Gets under the table)
Marshall: What do we do?
Lily: Is he serious?
Barney: I'm not getting under this table. (Sees a table of hot girls) I'd get under that table.

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Ted: (Pointing to a map of New York City) Red areas, places to avoid. White areas are safe. Blue is water.
Lily: That is just ridiculous!
Robin: Well, water is blue.

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