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Shelter Island

'Shelter Island' - Season 4, Episode 5

After Ted and Stella decide to wed in just three days, their exes turn up and ruin the plan.

Air Date: October 20th 2008.

Nora: I can't believe this. We're together for three years, and he runs off with a vitamin consultant from Whole Foods? I gave up make-up for him. I gave up showering for him. I gave up shaving my armpits for him.
Ted: Wow, hard to see where it all went wrong.

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Barney: Berry Blaster Brain revitalizer. My God, some of these drinks can actually make a girl smarter. What sort of hell has Ted brought us to?

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Lily: (To Barney) The first drunk bridesmaid you see, you'll have your head under her dress like an old-time photographer.

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Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Nora: I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But, I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
Ted: That's 'cause you need protein.

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Robin: (To Stella in daydreamed wedding) Your husband used to nail me three times a day!

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