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The Best Burger in New York

'The Best Burger in New York' - Season 4, Episode 2

The gang helps Marshall track down a burger bar he ate at during his first week in New York.

Air Date: September 29th 2008.

Lily: We've got to find Marshall that burger.
Ted: Lily, I think we're all eating that burger.
Robin: I'm not eating that burger.

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4

Marshall: I can't believe I found it! I've actually prepared a few words...
Robin: I will eat your hand!
Marshall: Okay, let's just go inside, then!

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Ted: Marshall, you have to get over this paranoia. You are not going to get mugged.
Marshall: What if I do? I don't have a switchblade, I don't know how to breakdance and win the grudging respect of a street gang.

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Barney: This tastes so good, I'm worried I'm going to get this burger pregnant.
Marshall: If he does get that burger pregnant, I have dibs on the delicious burger babies.

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3.4

Ted: We didn't know our way around. Just getting back to the apartment took us three hours and a very helpful drag queen.
Marshall: Wait, Penny Noir was a drag queen?
Robin: Where do you think it was?
Lily: Probably tucked between her legs.

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Marshall: (Talking about his favourite burger place) And there it was, stuffed between a taxidermist and a triple-x bookstore.
Barney: Name two things that get stuffed.

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4.3

Lily: But you wanna be an environmental lawyer!
Marshall: Yeah, but you know I also wanna be a Harlem Globetrotter and get paid in candy.

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Ted: Okay, first of all you look like the last pick in the draft and second why are you so excited about some bank?

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2.3

Lily: This burger is so good, its like Christmas in my mouth. Meat Christmas.
Ted: Its like an angel from heaven landed in the kitchen of McClaren's... where the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder.
Barney: I love this burger so much I want to sew my ass shut.

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