'Miracles' - Season 3, Episode 20
Ted breaks up with Stella but after a near fatal accident, Ted wishes to get back together.
Air Date: May 19th 2008.
Robin: I love Bruce Springsteen. He's like the American Bryan Adams.
Ted: I need to go to Happy Fun Land.
Bill: You can say it all you want, I'm not giving you any morphine.
Robin: A pencil going up Barney's nose is not a miracle.
Marshall: Then what other explanation do you have?
Robin: Uh ... a drunken fool with a box full of pencils?
Marshall: Yeah, a drunken fool called God, and a box of pencils called Destiny!