'Everything Must Go' - Season 3, Episode 19
Barney helps Abby seek revenge on Ted by staging a fake proposal, but Abby doesn't know it's fake.
Air Date: May 12th 2008.
Abby: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Barney: I think so.
Abby: You're thinking about having sex with Ted?
Robin: I really like this painting. It's neat. The colors are neat, the shapes are neat, the overall painting is... neat.
Ted: Clarify something about your critique. Do you think the colors are neat or neato-burrito?
Robin: At least I'm not wearing red cowboy boots.
Ted: I'm pulling them off!
Robin: Everyone has something in their closet they don't wear.
Ted: I don't.
Robin: Really, red cowboy boots?
Ted: I pull those off.
Marshall: Hey, Lil, if I said, "Ted cannot pull these off" what would I be talking about?
Lily: His red cowboy boots.
Marshall: I already made a website. Marshall-and-Lily-sell-their-stuff.com.
Lily: No, you know what would be a better name? Guy-forces-his-wife-to-dress-in-a-garbage-bag-for-the-next-three-years.com (Types it in) It already exists.
Ted: That woman is really wearing a garbage bag.
Lily: But honey, you cannot pull off a tall kitchen.
Barney: Why are you trying to ruin my life?
Abby: You slept with me, and you never called me again.
Abby: That's it!
Barney: That's it?! As far as I'm concerned, if I leave you safe on dry land with adequate transportation home you got nothing to complain about!