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Ten Sessions

'Ten Sessions' - Season 3, Episode 13

Ted tries to woo his dermatologist Stella but only seems to be getting attention from her receptionist.

Air Date: March 24th 2008.

Lily: It must be hard to woo someone while sticking your naked butt in their face.
Marshall: That's what baboons do. It's called "presenting".

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Barney: You juggled? I thought you were trying to impress her.
Ted: You do magic. How is juggling lamer than magic?
Barney: Magic isn't lame.
Ted: I don't get it. If she
Barney: Is this lame?! (A spark flies out of his hand)
Lily: Barney, no, no! We said no fireballs at the table!
Marshall: What the hell is wrong with you?
Robin: There's alcohol here!
Wendy: Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation.
Barney: Ted provoked me!
Lily: No, you're on a timeout. Go sit over there.

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Ted: I'm not some top 40 song, easily digestible. I'm complex and require multiple listens. I'm "Stairway to Heaven".
Robin: Boy, Roger Daltrey must be rolling over in his grave.
(Everyone stares at her)
Robin: What? I got the wrong guy, didn't I? He's not even dead, is he?

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Ted: Hi, Ted Mosby for Dr. Zinman.
Abby: Hi, Ted.. I'll let her know. (Stares at him, smiling)
Ted: Telepathically?
Abby: That's funny! (Laughs) That's funny, smart, and great.

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Stella: Ah, the butterfly tramp stampmy bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad break up and some booze, unless it's a gang tattoo, in which case I think it's time to find a new gang.
Ted: Uh, no, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo, then a few weeks went by and all of the sudden ...

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