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Spoiler Alert

'Spoiler Alert' - Season 3, Episode 8

When the gang points out the flaw in Ted's new girlfriend, he turns the tables and reveals their flaws. Meanwhile, Marshall awaits his bar exam results.

Air Date: November 12th 2007.

Marshall: Our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when the baby was due.
Robin: She wasn't pregnant?
Ted: No, he was not.

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Marshall: Jellybeans, Fluffernutter, gummy bears, gingersnaps. This is a grocery list.
Robin: For who? A witch building a house in the forest?
Marshall: Sugar helps me study.
Barney: This is like the shopping a ten-year-old does when his parents leave him alone for the weekend.
Lily: What parent leaves a ten-year-old alone for the weekend?
Barney: Oh, and your mom was perfect?

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Robin: Where are those pretzels from? Ace Hardware?

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Ted: Why do you think I call her Chewbacca?
Marshall: I assumed because she's loyal, wears shiny belts, and because I resemble a young Harrison Ford.

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Barney: Lawsuit up!

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