'Dowisetrepla' - Season 3, Episode 7
Lily and Marshall's plan to buy an apartment forces Lily to reveal her credit card debt. Meanwhile, Barney pretends to love commitment to seduce a woman.
Air Date: November 5th 2007.
Barney: I met a girl last night.
Barney: She's so perky, and full of life, and not at all fake.
Ted: You are talking about her boobs, right?
Barney: C, and that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size. What up!
Robin: Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.
Ted: What do you mean?
Robin: Well, Marshall's going to get you guys, Lily's going to get me.
Ted: Even if they break up, it doesn't mean we still can't all hang out. I mean, we broke up and we still hang out. It's not weird.
Robin: It's a lil' weird.
Ted: Yeah, it is. It's weird.
Robin: What the hell are you doing? You can't buy this place, Lily, you have a debt the size of Mount Waddington!
Robin: It's the tallest mountain in Canada. It's, like, 4,000 meters high.
Meg: (Sees framed picture in apartment for sale) Who are these people?
Barney: Eh, that's my parents.
Meg: They're ... Asian.
Barney: Yeah, they're a Chinese couple that wanted a white baby; it works both ways.