'Little Boys' - Season 3, Episode 4
Barney and Ted fight for the affection of the same girl, while Robin pretends to like her new boyfriend's son.
Air Date: October 15th 2007.
Barney: Which one of us has more game?
Marshall: Neither one of you has any game, right? Or else you'd be married. Like me.
Marshall: If dating is the game, then marriage is winning the game.
Ted: If you're playing in the women's league.
Marshall: Wow. You're here, and not in stall 2.
Ted: Yeah, so?
Marshall: I might have made some wildly inappropriate homo-erotic comments to a man wearing your shoes.
Ted: I got so much game, I'm a Cornish game hen.
Barney: Oh, yeah? I got so much game, I'm the New York state gaming commissioner.
Ted: Well, I'm The Game: well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.
Lily: Dumped by a six-year-old.
Robin: Whatever, he's a stupid-head.
Robin: I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney: You can't spell "game" without "me", and me has the best game.
Marshall: We've had sex 1,053½ times ... my mom called once.
Robin: Hey, what's my but? You know, I'm really nice but...
Lily: (thinking) but she's afraid of commitment.
Ted: (thinking) but she's a gun nut.
Barney: (thinking) but she's Canadian.
Marshall:(thinking) but she didn't like Field Of Dreams.
Barney: By the look of those shoes i'd say here comes your bathroom buddy.
(guy gives marshall a card)
Marshall: Look who's got game.
(puts the card in his pocket)