'Wait For It...' - Season 3, Episode 1
Months after his breakup Ted still isn't ready to date, but he decides it time to do something adventurous when Robin returns to New York City with an exotic boyfriend.
Air Date: September 24th 2007.
Robin: I'm sorry this is so weird.
Marshall: Weird? Why would it be weird, because you used to date our best friend or because my wife finds your new boyfriend incredibly hot?
Barney: What's up? Oh, and BTW, I am never speaking to Ted again.
Lily: Really? Not even if, say, butterflies flew out of his ass?
Ted: OH MY GOD! I have a tattoo!
Barney: That's not a tattoo. That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.
Ted: Tramp stamp?
Barney: You know, a ho-tag, ass antlers, a Panama City licence plate.
Barney: We are going to an after-hours club so after-hours, it's three days from now. What up!
Barney: Here it is: Acrobats from Montreal, they're super flexible. We are gonna get Cirque-du-So-laid. What uuuup?
Barney: (To Ted) Dude, I'm so excited that you are single again. We are going to conquer New York City. I already have a girl from work lined up for you. Right boob bigger than the left boob; which some choose to look at as bra half empty, I choose to look bra half full.