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Bachelor Party

'Bachelor Party' - Season 2, Episode 19

Ted changes Barney's plans for Marshall's bachelor party at the last minute, so it won't just be about gambling and strippers. Meanwhile, Robin gives Lily an inappropriate gift at her wedding shower party.

Air Date: April 9th 2007.

Barney: There's a store on 8th Avenue that specializes in how to put this delicately battery ... powered ... adult ... recreational ... fake penises!

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Ted: We love naked girls. They're one of the best things in the world. It goes: naked girls, democracy, the scene in Every Which Way But Loose where the monkey gives the guy the finger.

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Robin: Check out what I got Lily for her shower. It's kind of racy, think you can handle it?
Barney: I've been in a ten-way, so yeah.

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Marshall: It's my bachelor partyno strippers.
Barney: Awww, he thinks he has a choice.

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Stuart: Marriage is like jail, right fellas? Except in jail, you get to have sex.

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