'Stuff' - Season 2, Episode 16
Ted gets rid of gifts he received from other women at Robin's request, but she finds it harder to give up items she received. Barney exacts revenge on Lily for making him see a terrible play.
Air Date: February 19th 2007.
Lily: You can ask someone to get rid of their iguana after it poops in your hair, but not their dogs!
Marshall: I miss Jedediah.
Actor: I am rage!
Actor: I am greed!
Lily: I am rage ... envy!
Barney: I am out of here.
Robin: Oh, my God. You've been robbed.
Ted: Nope. Just got rid of all my old girlfriend stuff.
Robin: All that stuff was from your exes? Didn't you buy any stuff of your own?
Ted: What can I say? Papa got swag.
Older Ted: New York is famous for its theater, but there are different levels. There's Broadway; off-Broadway; off-off-Broadway; homeless people screaming in the park; and below that, the play your Aunt Lily was in.
Ted: We fought for so long, seasons changed outside the window.
Robin: What kind of building is this?
Barney: From the smell of it, I'm guessing a urine factory.
Ted: We need you guys to decide something for us.
Barney: Yes, you should break up.
Ted: Oh, my God, Van Helsing is on. Remember when we went to see it? We sat in the back row.
Robin: I've never seen Van Helsing.
Ted: That's right, I saw it with my sister.
Barney: Friends don't let friends come see their crappy play.
Barney: (Entering Lily's play) I brought a bag in case anyone needs to puke.