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'Monday Night Football' - Season 2, Episode 14

After the gang miss the Superbowl because of the funeral, they must try to get through a day without discovering the score.

Air Date: February 5th 2007.

Ted: Almighty TiVo, we thank you for all the gifts you have given us. The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of godlike. Let's not forget fast forwarding through commercials. It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, oh Magic Box. But if you malfunction and miss the Superbowl, we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. Amen.

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Barney: High five!
Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney: Sorry. Solemn, low five.

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Barney: I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it. Buck naked! Yeah! Its going to be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies, What up?

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