'How Lily Stole Christmas' - Season 2, Episode 11
Lily takes away the Christmas decorations after she discovers Ted called her a bad name while she and Marshall were separated.
Air Date: December 11th 2006.
Ted: Are you sick?
Barney: Is it sick to find maturity and experience sexy?
Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: That time I really did say Grinch.
Marshall: When you walk through the door, does it feel like you are being slapped in the face by Christmas?
Barney: Christmas is a time when people are lonely and desperate, it's the most wonderful time of the year.
Marshall: Okay, I'll be back here at five, save me at least 20 cookies and do not clean the bowl!
Robin: You're spending Christmas Eve with your family? Baby, that sucks I'm so sorry.
Ted: Oh, they're fine, they're just ... they're a little weird. You know they don't believe in gifts or Christmas trees? And they think Santa's how Satan spells his name when he wants to trick us.
Barney: (After blowing his nose) My nose was just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out!
Barney: Oh Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north. Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body. You see whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop feeling sick, and be awesome instead. True story.
Robin: (To Barney on fire escape) Barney! What the hell are you doing? Get in here. It's freezing outside. Are you insane?
Barney: Hey, blame Lily and her oppressive, no cigars in the apartment rule! God, it's like Marshall's marrying the Taliban.