'Single Stamina' - Season 2, Episode 10
James, Barney's brother, is in town and has a big surprise for Barney - and Robin, who has never seen him before.
Air Date: November 27th 2006.
Robin: How come it never came up that Barney has a gay black brother?
Ted: Maybe that's because I focus on what's inside a person rather than the color of their skin. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
Barney: OK, here's my thing: if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like now everyone gets manicures.
Ted: Yeah, I don't get manicures.
Barney: OK, then, like, like getting your chest waxed.
Lily: Oh, you get your chest waxed?
Barney: You know what I mean! Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out. Think of how the American family will be strengthened!
Robin: Bras suck. They're so confining and unnatural.
Lily: Yeah, they're like a boobie zoo.
Marshall: Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of.
Marshall: They're delicious!
Barney: (To James) Oh man, I am so excited that you're here! It has been forever since I have been around anyone even remotely fun! (To Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin) Huh... yes offence.
Ted: Can't two straight guys come to a gay dance club, enjoy some Techno, and some good conversation without being bothered?
Barney: Who is this? And the answer better be, I don't remember his name.