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Slap Bet

'Slap Bet' - Season 2, Episode 9

The gang discover Robin has been hiding a huge secret, but they have no idea what it is.

Air Date: November 20th 2006.

Lily: Oh right, like you need an excuse to watch porn.
Barney: CANADIAN Porn! Trust me when I tell you their universal health care system doesn't cover breast implants. If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni, I'll go OOT of my mind.

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4.1

Barney: Your tombstone will read "Lily Aldrin: Caring wife, loving friend and Slap Bet Commissioner"
Marshall: And on Barney's grave it'll read "Got slapped by Marshall so hard he died"!

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4.7

Ted: You never got divorced?!
Robin: He moved to Hong Kong, I figured that was good enough.
Ted: That's not good enough! You order pancakes, you get waffles, that's good enough!

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3

Woman: I just turned thirty.
Barney: Oh.

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4.3

Lily: Ted, even if she is married, it's a Canadian marriage. It's like their money, or their army. Nobody takes it seriously.

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4.7

Barney: Our friend Robin used to do porn- wait for it -ography!
Ted: Yeah, we didn't really need to wait for that.

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3.7

Lily: So, just to be clear: you wanted everybody to go the mall -- today?

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4.7

Ted: You're driving me crazy! No wonder your fake husband moved to Hong Kong!
Robin: He moved there for business!

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3

Ted: You're scared of the seven dwarves?
Robin: Just Doc. He's creepy. I mean, the guy went to medical school. What's he doing living with 6 coal miners?

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4.6

Barney: Ow. Your hand is monstrous.
Marshall: Well, what did you expect, you've seen my penis.

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3.5