'Atlantic City' - Season 2, Episode 8
Marshall and Lily run off to Atlantic City to get married, but they find it's not quite as easy as they'd hoped.
Air Date: November 13th 2006.
Barney: I can get us that money.
Barney: Have you noticed that all day Chinese men keep coming up to me?
Ted: Yes. Have you noticed I haven't asked about it because I'm too afraid of the answer?
Marshall: I don't get it. Hundreds of people get married in Atlantic City all the time.
Registrar: Yes, but not to elope. They come for the white, sandy beaches, world-class amenities and Riviera-like ambience.
Lily: Are you kidding me? Have you been outside?
Ted: There's half of a rotting Orca whale not ten feet from our room.
Registrar: You are aware that this is not Las Vegas.
Robin: Tell me about it. In Vegas casinos pump in oxygen. Here, most guests bring their own.
Barney: Ah, AC. Always in decline, never hitting bottom. It's good to be back, old friend.
Barney: Marshall, I'm your best man.
Marshall: You're not my best man.
Ted: Right here.
Barney: And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party. That's part of being a best friend.
Marshall: You're not my best friend.
Ted: Right here.
Lily: We're going to Atlantic City to elope, right now!
Barney: Congratulations, Lily! Marshall, you're getting married? What the hell?
Lily: I can't even look Mrs. Butterworth in the eye.
Marshall: Until you see a ring on this finger don't expect me to put out.
Lily: Yeah, right!
Marshall: Hi, we need a marriage license but we need to skip the waiting period because we're in love.
Registrar: Aww, I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now!
Registrar: Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period, but unfortunately only a judge can do that.
Barney: If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine.