'Milk' - Season 1, Episode 21
It's Ted's 28th birthday and he's told the matchmaker has finally found a match for him.
Air Date: May 8th 2006.
Robin: You know, I've been thinking about this. I don't think I want kids.
Ted: You don't want to have kids?
Robin: You know, Ted, not everyone is as much as a woman as you are.
Ted: You know, it's very rude to wear a hat indoors.
Robin: We're not indoors, we're in a van.
Ted: Vans have doors. Let me see your hair.
Lily: There are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, "Yup, that was a mistake". So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you'll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not.
Robin: Need a ride, cowboy?
Ted: Sorry, I don't get in vans with strangers.
Robin: Hmmm, too bad. I've got candy.
Robin: I thought it might look cool. Of course, my colorist took "highlights" to mean I want to look like a tiger. Hence the hat.
Ted: Oh, I got to see this!
Robin: No way!
Ted: Please? I bet it doesn't look that bad. I bet it looks grrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Barney: This feud goes so far back, I don't even remember who fired the first shot.