'Mary the Paralegal' - Season 1, Episode 19
Robin is nominated for a TV News award and invites the gang, who must all find a date.
Air Date: April 24th 2006.
Barney: Do it! Come on Ted, do it! It's one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
Ted: What? Sleep with a prostitute?
Barney: No, lose your virginity! What Up!
Ted: I should just skip this thing entirely. Robin is still pissed at me after, you know.
Barney: You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were, so you could try and nail Robin and you end up loosing both girls in one night.
Ted: Yes, that's what I meant by "you know".
Lily: You know, Barney, for anyone else, this would be a new low but sadly for you, itís just a new middle.
Barney: That's adorable Ted. You're such a hayseed. The companionship business is the growth industry of the 21st century. You do realize that 1 out of every 8 adult women in America is a prostitute.
Marshall: Dude you just made that up.