'Cupcake' - Season 1, Episode 16
Victoria is set to go to Germany for two years on a fellowship, leaving Ted unsure whether he should ask her to stay or let her follow her dream.
Air Date: March 6th 2006.
Marshall: (Talking on a cellphone) How's the bridal shop?
Lily: Everything is so big and fluffy and white. It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor place?
Marshall: Everything is dark and sketchy and seems illegal. It's like shopping in Barney's mind.
Ted: "Long distance" is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.
Robin: Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses.
Barney: Hey look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not?