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The Wedding

'The Wedding' - Season 1, Episode 12

Robin invites Ted's invitation to his friends wedding, but Ted ends up jeopardizing the wedding couple's relationship.

Air Date: January 9th 2006.

Ted: Our friends Claudia and Stuart are having this crazy, black-tie wedding on Saturday. You wanna be my "plus one"?
Robin: Ooh, "plus one", you make it sound so romantic.

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Lily: You can always ask Stuart.
Ted: Can I do that?
Lily: Sure, you guys have been friends for a long time, and it's 40% his wedding too.

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Ted: Wow, thanks for being so cool about this 'cause you know Claudia said...
Stuart: Yeah, yeah, yeah This morning at the rehearsal, Claudia called our 7-year-old flower girl a whore. So, don't take it personally, she's just a little stressed.

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Marshall: So you admit it, the groom should have an equal say.
Lily: Oh, yeah, sure, on the stupid stuff, like who comes.
Marshall: So I can invite whoever I want.
Lily: Sure, there's plenty of room in the woods.

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Marshall: Oh please, we all know how this movie ends. Ted falls in love. Love KICKS Ted in the sprouts. Roll credits.

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3.8

Barney: I mean seriously, Claudia and Stuart? I mean I have hooked up with the odd lass who is beneath my level of attractiveness, but ... you know I was drunk. There is no way Claudia has been drunk for three years.

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Barney: Don't beat yourself up. He'll be fine. I mean, the guy's like a billionaire. He can put his platinum card in a fishing line and win ten chicks hotter than you.

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