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Belly Full of Turkey

'Belly Full of Turkey' - Season 1, Episode 9

It's Thanksgiving and with Marshall & Lily in Minnesota, Robin and Ted volunteer at a homeless shelter.

Air Date: November 21st 2005.

Marshall: I don't want our kids to play bask-ice-ball. It's too dangerous!
Lily: What are the rules to that game, anyway?
Marshall: There are no rules. We just wail on each other!

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Barney: I've done so much good today, I've got, like, a 'soul boner.

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Barney: Okay, Ted. I found a way for you to help someone, to do some good. This is Walter. Walter is homeless. And Walter would like a lap dance.
Ted: Are you joking?
Barney: I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment.

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Barney: Helping people less fortunate than me is the greatest pleasure in the world.
Robin: Yesterday you said the greatest pleasure in the world was having your toes sucked. Then you asked for a high five ... from your foot.

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