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2.01 - Where Were We? Aired September 18, 2006

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Marshall is understandably depressed after his break-up with Lily, even more so when he traces her to a New York City hotel.

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Guest Stars: Joey Diaz as Angry New Yorker, George Clinton as Himself, Gilbert John as Joey Adalian, Jenae Altschwager as Sunshine

Written by: Craig Thomas, Carter Bays

Directed by: Pamela Fryman

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Barney: Do you know why you're not over Lily yet? It's 'cause you can still picture her naked. You can't get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs. It's a scientific fact. The average male brain can only store a finite number of boob images, or BPEGs. And your hard drive's filled to the capacity with Lily's.

Barney: I have dreamed about this day boys and it’s going to be legendary. Together we will own this city. Any time a girl wants to get back at her ex-boyfriend, we’ll be there. Any time a girl wants to solve her father issues through promiscuity and binge drinking, we will be there. Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo sticking their heads up the sun roof shouting “What's up New York?” we will be what is “up New York!”

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